I have been nominated for Poet Laureate of the Blogosphere.
I’ve no idea what it’s all about or why I have been nominated, but I better start a campaign. So here it is.
Don’t vote for me! Vote for someone else! I would be a crap Poet Laureate of anything. I would shirk all my responsibilities, and if I had none, I would make some up and impose myself unnecessarily on people’s lives.
I’m saving my vote until the end of the week for the person most likely to finish one ahead of me. I’d urge all my readers to do the same. So I’ll repeat my slogan – Don’t Vote For Me! Vote For Someone Else!