Greetings the Friend!!!
I liked your structure on one of places for acquaintances, and I have made a decision to write to yours. Wash name Alina. In me 28 years. I wish to speak at once to you, that I search for serious communications. I wish to find the one who wished to experience a long and happy life. I very cheerful and at me am a good comic genre. I wish to find much unique love and the true partner in life. I wait that you will answer me,
I ask you to write only to this direction - (email address)
I am applied my photo and with pleasure I shall answer you if you will write to me. I shall wait your answer with impatience and I wait that you to not neglect my letter. It is thankful in advance, Alina.
(photo of young, fake-tanned bottle blonde)
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So, dear reader, what is your "wash name"? And are you a "good comic genre"? I better not ask your opinions of my "structure"...
Oh dear, I thought she was writing to me alone. Another illusion shattered.
ReplyDeletePriceless...at least she doesn't need your bank account number to help her get at her millions-in-waiting, like the Prince of the same ilk who corresponds with me. ; )
ReplyDeleteSometimes with e-mails like this I write a reply that translate it into Russian with Google Translate and then send it.
ReplyDeleteWell, it amuses me. :)
Rob,
ReplyDeleteStay away from my woman.
sefton
sefton, I can't help it if she's more into me than you. That's just the way it is. I'm none too pleased she's been writing to Colin behind my back though.
ReplyDeleteI received another email today, from a different woman, Irina:
"Hi. How are you?
My name is Irina.
To me 28 years old. I get your E-mail at Soul Mate service - agency of the international acquaintances in my city. At Soul Mate service to me has told that you looking for women for serious relationships as me. I have interest in acquaintance with you and having correspondence to found each other better. I hope you still in search of serious
relationships with women and will answer to me.
Now some words about mine search.... I looking for serious
relationships here. I want to find my man for making strong and happy
family in the future. " in the future " because it long way for it. We should comunicate much and long time what to come to it. Not so?
I know that this it is difficult to find future love by so way, but I have no result in other ways and to decide to try this. I hope that
you will also interested in me and will answer me back. I very much
would want that you write to me more about yourself and city where
you live and sent me photos, I also shall send you mine photos and
will tell more about myself if you will answer. I aplied my photo, so
you can see what I look.
Please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: (email address)
Wait for your answer very much....
May be your new friend Irina
(photo of busty blonde wearing a black slip. She's in a room with yellow walls and a orange skylight, which makes her look really jaundiced)
Here's what you should reply:
ReplyDelete"Дорогая Ирина, ваш английский не очень хорошо.
С уважением, Роб"
(Which, backtranslating in Google Translate is surprisingly accurate...)
I've also noticed that my original comment was in a similar style to Irina's English. I must take remedial grammar classes immediately...
Hello Soul Mate - I am looking for cabbages to be the opposite of.
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