Coffee Revisited

A new scientific study has decided that a first morning coffee doesn’t give you a buzz or give you an extra alertness, unless you rarely drink any. It only restores you to normality after the withdrawal symptoms from an entire night’s sleep without coffee.

I suppose I should be worried about this, as before my morning coffee, I’m dead to the world. Even the first taste appears to make a huge difference.

Bur according to Professor Peter Rogers:

“That alertness you feel is you getting back to normal, rather than to an above normal level.”